Gwam sank into the ocean
Posted by Lou Skannon
Guam sank to the bottom of the Pacific at 1:00 AM on April 1, 2012.
And the country laughed at Georgia Representative Hank Johnson when he asked the military if Guam would sink if an additional 8,000 troups weighed the island down. Turns out, Johnson was right, and the 8,001st US soldier deployed caused Guam to capsize. Contrary to accepted science, Guam was actually a lillypad on the Pacific.
And the country laughed at Georgia Representative Hank Johnson when he asked the military if Guam would sink if an additional 8,000 troups weighed the island down. Turns out, Johnson was right, and the 8,001st US soldier deployed caused Guam to capsize. Contrary to accepted science, Guam was actually a lillypad on the Pacific.