Definitions

 
 

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.  

ADULT:  
 A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle .  

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BEAUTY PARLOR:  
 A place where women curl up and dye.  
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CANNIBAL:  
 Someone who is fed up with people.  
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CHICKENS:  
 The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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COMMITTEE:  
 A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.  
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DUST:  
 Mud with the juice squeezed out.  
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EGOTIST:  
 Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  
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HANDKERCHIEF:  
 Cold Storage.  
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INFLATION:  
 Cutting money in half without damaging the paper .  
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MOSQUITO:  
 An insect that makes you like flies better.  
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RAISIN:  
 Grape with sunburn.
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SECRET:  
 Something you tell to one person at a time.
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SKELETON:  
 A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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TOOTHACHE:  
 The pain that drives you to extraction.
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 TOMORROW:  
 One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
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 YAWN:  
 An honest opinion openly expressed.
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and MY Favorite!!  
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 WRINKLES:  
 Something other people have,   similar to my character   lines.  
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